Jul 28, 2003
Are you a material girl?
Looks like you don't possess-to-impress! You probably follow the trends and have nice things, but you don't abide by the "he who dies with the most toys wins" philosophy. You don't focus on living in luxury. Of course you do indulge yourself every once in a while. You probably pick and choose where you're going to spend your money and your energy. You might want the top-of-the-line sound system, or maybe you purchase all the breakthrough miracle skin-care products. There's nothing wrong with that! You've probably got your motivations in the right place. You don't buy brands just to show off the label or drive a convertible to insinuate that you're rolling in cash. It's easy to get caught up in our "check me out" society, but you've avoided that path. Whether you have extravagant tastes or not, your spending style is motivated by your values. So, pat yourself on the back. You're a rare and admirable breed!
Right Job Wrong Job
the Right Job for you will allow you to be:
Creative and Personable
You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.
It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.
All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.
Creative and Personable
You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.
It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.
All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.
Jul 21, 2003
Which River Will You Be Found Floating Upside Down In?
It's not a river for you. You'll be found in an
ocean or a big sea. Actually, you probably
won't be found at all, unless you wash up on
the beach... Enjoy your new existence.
Which Major River will you be Found Floating Upside Down in? With pics!
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What Random Thing Are You Anyways?
You are a belt. You keep peoples pants up.
...
Loser.
Just take the quiz, dammit.
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What Adjective Are You?
You are too lazy to look up my vocabulary in the
dictionary
so you are one lazy fuck.
What adjective are you? [contains pics]
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Jul 12, 2003
Which VW Bug Are You?
Classic
Break out the tie-dyes and turn up the tunes; your automotive alter ego is the queen of flower power! That's right, the vintage VW Bug is the car for you. Just picture yourself with the top down, and your sweetheart at your side, taking a long, summer road trip.
The bug is so you—representing that harmonious balance between nostalgic chic and idealistic sensibilities. Sure, you've got the talent for flexing your power at work or networking with the big girls and boys, but your commitment to genuine values means that you love the quality that went into this classic. And when you're seen driving around in such a throwback, everyone knows that you're for real. The Bug embodies your true self—friendly, fun-seeking, timeless, and oh-so-cool.
Break out the tie-dyes and turn up the tunes; your automotive alter ego is the queen of flower power! That's right, the vintage VW Bug is the car for you. Just picture yourself with the top down, and your sweetheart at your side, taking a long, summer road trip.
The bug is so you—representing that harmonious balance between nostalgic chic and idealistic sensibilities. Sure, you've got the talent for flexing your power at work or networking with the big girls and boys, but your commitment to genuine values means that you love the quality that went into this classic. And when you're seen driving around in such a throwback, everyone knows that you're for real. The Bug embodies your true self—friendly, fun-seeking, timeless, and oh-so-cool.
What Color Is Your Heart?
Your Heart is Orange
What Color is Your Heart?
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AND
Your Heart is Grey
What Color is Your Heart?
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Jul 11, 2003
what feeling do you represent?
You represent... insanity.
You're quite a quirky little creature. You're
emotions are varying. You may appear childish
and innocent, but you have a tendency to freak
out. You're incredibly random, but it's good
to be unique. People know you're an odd one,
but you certainly don't mind.
What feeling do you represent?
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What Breed Of Dog Are You?
No bones about it, you're a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you're very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. "Communication" is your middle name, and when that's paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!
What was your past life?
Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.
What is your true color?
Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.
What's your superpower?
Think fast! Your hidden superpower is SUPER SPEED! Some people might think you have a talent for impatience, but we like to call it efficiency. You approach all things with a need for speed. Whether it's running a race, eating lunch, or writing a report, you finish the task in no time flat. This quality is a huge asset in today's hotwired workplace, where there's never enough time to do anything. With a little bit of practice, you'll soon be zipping about the office, zooming between social engagements, and devouring books at an alarming rate. Your friends and coworkers won't be able to keep up. If you use your powers wisely, you'll be the model of well-balanced productivity. But don't forget: Ultra-speedy superheroes have to take good care of their bodies. Be sure to eat right, get plenty of sleep and stretch regularly. Are you ready? Invest in some quality shoes and hop to it. You'll be flying through your day in no time.
Are You Loony?
If you were any nuttier..you'd be in the peanut butter aisle. Put simply, you're a nutball. We mean that in a good way, though — nutballs can be tons of fun. Whether it's a physical stunt or an emotional leap, you'll do and try anything at least once. Dancing on the bar (even when you're sober)? Sounds like fun. Telling someone you're in love on the first date? No big whoop, if that's how you feel. Heck, you love doing things other people think are goofy or off-the-wall, and you probably don't give a hoot if they laugh at you — as long as they're laughing, who cares why? Getting a reaction is what it's all about. Your devil-may-care attitude suggests that you have a strong yen for fun and excitement. Just remember to use your common sense and listen to the little voice inside your head (no, not that one) every so often. If you're just known as "that person who does all the loony things," you're likely to end up disappointed when people won't take you seriously in other situations. And while it's fine to feel both positive and negative emotions strongly, you can't let your feelings rule every aspect of your behavior. It's one thing to want to be honest and direct, but trust us, balance and moderation are good things. As long as you temper your no-holds-barred approach to life with occasional periods of sanity — and do your best not to get arrested — it's just fine to be crazy like a fox.
Goofiness Personality Test.
Thank You! Your score is 7, the best we've had so far. However, it also means you are the personality equivalent of an inner city gang member.
A copy of this test has been emailed to the IRS, the FBI, the CIA and Microsoft. Based on the results you may be audited, incarcerated, recruited as a spy or awarded the entire wealth of Bill Gates, which is now $7,674,972,540,000 -- a bit lower than yesterday because he visited some call girls.
Now go out in the world and use your personality!
www.goofiness.com/personality/test
A copy of this test has been emailed to the IRS, the FBI, the CIA and Microsoft. Based on the results you may be audited, incarcerated, recruited as a spy or awarded the entire wealth of Bill Gates, which is now $7,674,972,540,000 -- a bit lower than yesterday because he visited some call girls.
Now go out in the world and use your personality!
www.goofiness.com/personality/test
Are You Evil?
I could go either way. I have sinned quite a bit but I still have a bit of room for error. My life is a tug of war between good and evil.
Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com
Nerd Purity Test
You answered "yes" to 20 of 100 questions, making you 80.0% nerd pure (20.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 80.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 20.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 24%, based on a comparison of your test results with 378675 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 73.7%.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 24%, based on a comparison of your test results with 378675 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 73.7%.
Geek Purity Test
You answered "yes" to 19 of 129 questions, making you 85.3% geek pure (14.7% geek corrupt); that is, you are 85.3% pure in the geek domain (you have 14.7% geek in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 21%, based on a comparison of your test results with 141774 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 80.4%.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 21%, based on a comparison of your test results with 141774 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 80.4%.
Color..Picture Test.
Independent
Unconventional
Unfettered
You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what is expected of you.
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.
http://www.ullazang.com/shape_2.html
Unconventional
Unfettered
You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what is expected of you.
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.
http://www.ullazang.com/shape_2.html
"Are You A Lunchbox?"
congratulations you are a lunch box like me.
you must be a cow. boy do you eat a lot.
Are you a lunchbox?
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you must be a cow. boy do you eat a lot.
Are you a lunchbox?
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why i am going to hell..
You kill and eat little children, and probably
molest their corpses.
You're not trying
hard enough, though, because there's still
plenty of assholes in the world! You might go
to Heaven if you can thin the herd a bit. The
Lord hates fuckers hanging around and messing
up His Creation, after all. HOP TO
IT.
Sicko.
Why Will You Go To Hell?
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what color do you see the world in?
Red/Green/Blue:
To you, the world is logical. Everything happens
for a reason, life is scientific. You like to
find solutions. I doubt you needed to take this
quiz in order to realize this.
Made by
Sara
What color do you see the world in?
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Jul 10, 2003
Which Happy Bunny Are You?
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
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when will you die?
Young. Really young. I'd say anywhere from 15-35.
But you'll go out with a bang. You'll get in a
car accident or be shot. You'll never have to
see yourself get old. Sad though. Really sad.
By the way, its common knowledge that more
people with great goals and aspirations die
young. And if you want to die old, you'll die
young and vice versa.
At what age will you die?
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The Best Friend Test
Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas! You are
79%
rock-solid friend!
The Three Musketeers. The Three Amigos. The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse? you belong, dude, you belong! Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass. People know they can count on you in a crunch, in a jam, and in other food metaphors describing times of desperation. You give the gift of hope, but more importantly, you give the gift of kidney. Your rewards in life will be great, or at least better than other people's. To quote a fortune cookie: "You are soon have a fortunate experiences."
FUN FACT...
people more trustworthy than you (22%)
people just as trustworthy as you (4%)
people less trustworthy than you (73%)
79%
rock-solid friend!
The Three Musketeers. The Three Amigos. The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse? you belong, dude, you belong! Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass. People know they can count on you in a crunch, in a jam, and in other food metaphors describing times of desperation. You give the gift of hope, but more importantly, you give the gift of kidney. Your rewards in life will be great, or at least better than other people's. To quote a fortune cookie: "You are soon have a fortunate experiences."
FUN FACT...
people more trustworthy than you (22%)
people just as trustworthy as you (4%)
people less trustworthy than you (73%)
the un.intelligence test
"You are a smooth chick."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
74% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
74% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
the spark.com's death test.
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 6, 2050
at the age of 61 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 6, 2050
at the age of 61 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
the spark.com's personality test.
GURU
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )
red dice Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )
red dice Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.
"Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?"
You're Raphael..... you little loner you! You
should be so proud.... You wear red! And
you're the coolest Ninja Turtle!
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle charachter are you?
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"What Kind Of Cheese Are You"
Swiss Cheese
You are swiss cheese. You are very unique. You have
many many holes. (If that ain't kinky...) All
of the other cheeses want to be like you,
aren't you proud?
What Kind Of Cheese Are You
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"are you an austrian?"
Yes, you are positively Austrain! Khalil and her
crew of Mexican terrorits from Italy shall
stalk you now!
Are you an Austrian?
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crew of Mexican terrorits from Italy shall
stalk you now!
Are you an Austrian?
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"What handgun are you?"
Sig Sauer P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special.
Beautiful and reliable but can still scare the
living bejesus outta anyone.
What handgun are you?
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"If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?"
You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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what's your comfort cocktail?
Southern Sparkler
The bottom line is — you're a complete prize. Just like the South, you've got that fun, sweet, charming personality that immediately draws people to you. It appears that you embrace each moment fully and love to have a good time. You've got a gift for lightening up the mood with your silly sense of humor and with the unique levity with which you approach life.
Let's not forget to mention your skills in the romance department — you've got the flirty moves that can attract anyone you've got your eye on. It's as if you cast your spell and there's just nothing left for the victim to do but fall for you completely. It's a great talent to have! And once people know you, they fall even further for your sweet, kind-hearted, caring ways that make you someone everyone wants to have around. So maybe it's time to order a cocktail that can complement your charm.
The bottom line is — you're a complete prize. Just like the South, you've got that fun, sweet, charming personality that immediately draws people to you. It appears that you embrace each moment fully and love to have a good time. You've got a gift for lightening up the mood with your silly sense of humor and with the unique levity with which you approach life.
Let's not forget to mention your skills in the romance department — you've got the flirty moves that can attract anyone you've got your eye on. It's as if you cast your spell and there's just nothing left for the victim to do but fall for you completely. It's a great talent to have! And once people know you, they fall even further for your sweet, kind-hearted, caring ways that make you someone everyone wants to have around. So maybe it's time to order a cocktail that can complement your charm.
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