What kind of subatomic particle are you?

Higgs Boson -- You are crazy and wacky and nobody
really understands you. Theoretically your
humor gives the universe mass and existence,
but the explanation as to how this all works is
still in the works.


What kind of subatomic particle are you?
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What 80s song are you?

"99 Red Balloons" (by Nena)
99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.


Which 80's Song Fits You?
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Which Donnie Darko character are you?

Which Donnie Darko character are you? by Shay>

What Movie Do You Belong In?

Nightmare Before Christmas!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Personality Quiz.

Seer


The ULTIMATE personality test
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Flubberwonk?

Does coffee suck? not at four in the morning when i'm trying to pull an all nighter.
Is rock dead? are you kidding me? rock never dies.
how about Tupac? some things never die..tupac did. and it's a damn shame.
Canada? sucks. but i love it all the same.
why is a raven like a writing desk? because i ate it.
best feeling in the world: knowing you are loved.

people are funny creatures..

Who's the most beautiful person, by your definition? A kid named james. but by society's definition, audrey hepburn.
if you could marry anyone in the world, man or woman, celebrity or non-celebrity, living or dead, who would it be? i'm married to hannah's cat. and kell. and..someone else.. i don't remember who.
who do you wish you could smack in the face? Dubya
The one person you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with without getting the slightest bit annoyed? Natalie.
Michael Jackson? was the shit when he was black.
My father thinks I am: an ungrateful bitch.
My mother thinks I am: a disgrace to her family. a whore.
My boyfriend thinks I am: my imaginary boyfriend thinks i am the shit.
My best friend thinks I am: a little off center.
Person you could be twins with: some people say hannah.

Do You Believe In..

God? yes and his name is Robin Williams.
Aliens? yes..they control us.
Reincarnation? Yes..my cat was John Lennon in his past life.
Heaven? heaven on earth.
Hell? yes..retirement homes.
The Devil? yes and his name is George W.
Yourself? when it comes to fucking things up, yeah.
Your Friends? yeh.
Online Dating? never.
Fairies? they live in trees.
Harry Potter? Yes, i bow down to harry potter. He is my master.
Santa Claus? i wish i still did. damn old people and their lies.
The Tooth Fairy? nope.
Destiny/Fate? to a certain extent.
Ghosts? sometimes.
Life after death? yes. i wanna be a whale when i come back.
Love? if i didn't believe in love then what is the point of anything?
Love at first sight? nope. but you can be in awe at first sight which can lead to love.
Soulmates? yes..but there are more than one for each person, and it doesn't mean that they are right for each other.
George W. Bush? Are you kidding me? he's the fucking anti christ.

Looove is in the air..

How many people have you slept with? zippo zip zip.
Sexuality? i'm straight as far as i am aware of.
Would you ever ask someone out? yeh.
Do you move fast or slow in a relationship? that depends on how well i know the person and how comfortable i am around them.
Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character? oh yeh. ralph wiggum..and that guy from daria
Do you think men and women can ever be friends without wanting each other? definetaly.
What is your sexiest feature? mine..oy..i'm not sexy.
What is the sexiest feature on the opposite sex? eyes can be very sexy..
What do you think of guys who dress up in drag? i wish i could be a drag queen.
Who's the last opposite-sex member that you saw naked? haha..that's confidential information right thurr.
What do you first notice about guys? well..it's hard not to notice their looks.
Which rockstar would you shag? ooh......they all are so incredibly shaggable.
Your first kiss? Miles..back in the days of kissing buddies
Your first love? Marc, also back in the days of kissing buddies.
Your current love? Ralph Wiggum.

Which One..

Summer/Winter: fall..so i can dance in the leaves
Coke/Pepsi: Coca Cola all the way.
Britney/Christina: Emiliana Torrini.
Satin/Lace: Lace..black only.
Day/Night: sunrise. and pitch black nightness.
Spearmint/Peppermint: spearmint.
Color/Colour: haha..the english are funny ones.
is it poTAYto or poTAHto? potayto. who the fuck says potahto? thats like saying BAHgUL.

Can You..

Touch your toes? on a good day.
Walk around your house at night without a light on and not bang into anything at all? hahahaha. nope.
Like the lyrics without liking the song? yeah
Like the song without understanding the lyrics? Yeah..french rap is the greatest.
Do The Splits? that would be nay.
Stand on your hands? double nay.
Do a cartwheel? if attempting one, sortof getting it, and not landing on my feet count, then yes.

Do You..

Know how to swim? i do and i love it.
Like to give hugs? very much so
Like surprises? yes..but sometimes i dont like not knowing.
Have any piercings? ears. tongue.
Type with your fingers on the right keys? Mavis Beacon taught me to.
Like sappy love songs? ehhh not usually...a few exceptions
Sketch things while on the phone? you wont find a doodle-less paper in my house.
Have a secret? who doesn't?
Enjoy being photographed? on occasion.
Print out pictures of musicians/celebrities from the internet? that would be a nay.
Think that movies overemphasise the differences in society? some do
Ever look at people in the car next to you at the stop light? yeah, and i make funny faces. or play little games like sweet/sour.
Have a subscription to anything? nah..the only things i would have a subscription to are free anyways (the stranger, vice, etc.)
Ever regret telling people that you love them? no because i only say that when it's true.
Think some things are better left unsaid? most definetaly
Stand up for yourself? eh not really
Stand up for others? Usually..
Like potatoes? yes..who doesn't like potatoes?
Wear Makeup? not until recently..and even so, only to indulge my eyelash curler fetish.
Play Video Games? Hell yes..good thing i don't own any or else i would never see fresh air.
Eat donuts? only the ones from the Pike Place Market. (suck my balls Krispey Kreme)
Keep A Diary? i wouldn't say diary..but yeh i guess.
Like To Cook? Damn right, you're looking at a future chef.
Talk in your sleep? only when i go to sleep fucked up.
Set Your Watch Ahead? i used to..but then i was always confused.
Bite Your Fingernails? yes, i got it from my mother.
Want more piercings? No..but i will get them i'm sure.
Want any tattoos? a few.
Drink? only when i'm in the mood.
Do Drugs? only the naturale.
Smoke? only beadys. and tea.
Party? not often..but when i do i party like it's 1999.
Like Cleaning? no..except sometimes i crave it.
Like Roller Coasters? there never was a better invention.
Carry A Donor Card? Maybe i would if i had one.
Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else? i do.
Where? anywhere but here..and where kids are used in weird rituals as a sacrifice to satan.

Fav Fav Favorites

Food:anything edible..except maybe ham
Dessert: pie pie pie.
Alcoholic Beverage: margaritas..home made style..or some sort of bitch brew most likely.
Shampoo: my winnie the pooh shampoo.
Soap: i don't use soap. :D
Color: red.black.white. a certain blue..that has no name..so i won't try to describe it.
Cartoon: Calvin and Hobbes. or The Simpsons.
Movie: Amelie. but that's a hard one. and it is ever changing.
Ice Cream: one sweet world..or peach sorbet. mm..
Subject: i would have to say..language arts...but only because i had a cool teacher.
Person to talk to online: that kid..that lives in new york..that i thought was tim.because he has cool away messages.
Color to Wear: red and or black.
Number: 17
Article of Clothing: Pajama Bottoms
Vegetable: mm..carrots.
Fruit: satsumas.
Kind of Music: almost all kinds..no country.
Band: The Beatles
Singer: Emiliana Torrini
Actor: Ewan McGregor. Johnny Depp. Brad Pitt..but only in fight club. there are just so many.
Actress: Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Tatou. Marilyn Monroe. Angelina Jolie. and all the rest.
TV Show: The Simpsons. Daria.
Brand of Gum: wrigleys spearmint.
Store: Value Village.
Word: Kinky
Kind of Cheese: munster. brie. mmm..cheese.
Swear Word: FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. what a fun word to say.
Decade: the 80s.

Have You Ever..

Missed school because it was raining:no..but that's a good excuse.
Set a body part on fire for amusement: if hair counts..and if accident counts..then yes.
Been hurt emotionally: honestly, who hasnt?
Kept a secret from everyone: sure
Had an imaginary friend: many.
Wanted to hook up with a friend: yes.
Been so drunk you blacked out: once and i dont remember it.
Cried during a movie?: many a time.
Had a crush on a teacher: nah..older men are not my type.
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: oh yeh. aladdin is a fucking sex magnet.
Had a New Kids on the Block tape: fortunately no.
Been on stage: of course.
Been on radio or TV?: one time..i was on the Oldies station saying "KBSG..97.3!!" and i was on TV at the Spice Girls Concert..not looking very excited.
Taken Your Bad Mood Out On Others?: Unfortunetaly, yes.
Had a song which reminds you of people from your life: all the time. you name a song, and it probably does.
Cried over a boy? yes. damn them boys.
Lied to someone? anyone who says no to this is a fucking liar.
Been in a fist fight? besides the fake ones with Andrew, once..with a girl named Ana.
Been arrested? Though I have done many illegal things, the po po have never been there to catch me. does that still make it illegal?

The Basics.

Name: Emilia Beatriz Morales (Muller)-Ginorio. Let's see you pronounce that one.
Nickname: Emmy. Pie. May. Em. Emmerson. Scrub (a Dub). Maypie. Spaz. Emmalya. yellow cupcake. sexy tractor. take your pick.
Age: wouldn't you like to know..
Birthday: the same as michael jordans.
Where are you?: sitting in my mind.
Where are you from? Puerto Ric-c-c-co.
Where were you born? Seattle.
Email: popsiclesaremyfriend@hotmail.com
Eyes: both are present, yes.
Hair: of course, baldness doesn't work for me.
Height: 5 and a half.
Shoe Size: i don't really know actually..
Brothers/Sisters: unless imaginary ones count..nay
Who lives with you: right now..i live in a box on the sidewalk with my cat.
Do you wear glasses? Not anymore..but i need them, i'm just too lazy.
Are you still in school? unfortunetaly.
Parents Names? Psycho and Asshole

Which One Of The Seven Dwarves Are You?

You're Sleepy! Do you have insomnia at night or
something? You are always sleepy and yawny,
but that's okay cause you're so nice.


Which of the seven dwarfs are you?
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Are You A Sinner?

yes! you are a evil siner and you are going to hell
if you are catholic! you bad bad person. i hope
you enjoy yourself, because you are very
naughty and you will be punished. ahahahahaha!


Are you a sinner?
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Which WWE Raw Superstar are You?

You are Kane. You are monster and will destory
anything or anyone that comes threw you path.
Everyone should stay clear of you.


Which WWE "Raw" Superstar Are You?
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Which Graffiti King Are You??

i'm ZEKE i'm rockng a true east coast style! i do
lots of ballsy peices and ride with the best.


which graffiti king are you?
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Which Ham-Ham from Hamtaro Are You?

You are Snoozer.You enjoy sleeping,but you are a
good helpfull friend!


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Do You Know The Muffin Man?

you know nothing about the muffin man you
pansey,...you really need to brush up on your
muffin man knowledge...


Do you know the muffin man??
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Who Stole the Cookies From The Cookie Jar?

you did it!!YOU!! yes, you did you theif.and you
thought you were gonna get away with it too...


Who stoal the cookies from the cookie jar??
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How much wood could a woodchuch chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

you don't care,...you just want more meat you
carnivore!!


How much wood could a woodchuch chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
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What Piercing Are You?

You are the.. Nose Piercing!
Seems like everybody has their nose pierced now a
days. Either a stud or a ring its still pretty
cool. Your a pretty fun and spunky person.


Which Piercing Are You?
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What Is Your Animal Personality?

What Is Your Animal Personality?
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What Disney Princess Are You?

You are Ariel from The Little Mermaid!


What Disney Princess are you?
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Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?

Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?


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Are you a material girl?

Looks like you don't possess-to-impress! You probably follow the trends and have nice things, but you don't abide by the "he who dies with the most toys wins" philosophy. You don't focus on living in luxury. Of course you do indulge yourself every once in a while. You probably pick and choose where you're going to spend your money and your energy. You might want the top-of-the-line sound system, or maybe you purchase all the breakthrough miracle skin-care products. There's nothing wrong with that! You've probably got your motivations in the right place. You don't buy brands just to show off the label or drive a convertible to insinuate that you're rolling in cash. It's easy to get caught up in our "check me out" society, but you've avoided that path. Whether you have extravagant tastes or not, your spending style is motivated by your values. So, pat yourself on the back. You're a rare and admirable breed!

Right Job Wrong Job

the Right Job for you will allow you to be:
Creative and Personable

You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.
It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.
All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.

Which River Will You Be Found Floating Upside Down In?

It's not a river for you. You'll be found in an
ocean or a big sea. Actually, you probably
won't be found at all, unless you wash up on
the beach... Enjoy your new existence.


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What Random Thing Are You Anyways?

You are a belt. You keep peoples pants up.

...

Loser.


Just take the quiz, dammit.
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What Adjective Are You?

You are too lazy to look up my vocabulary in the
dictionary
so you are one lazy fuck.


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What Kind Of Cat Are You?

You are a drooling cat..mmm..drooool!


What kind of cat are you?
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Which Season Are You?

Autumn


Which season are you?
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Which VW Bug Are You?

Classic
Break out the tie-dyes and turn up the tunes; your automotive alter ego is the queen of flower power! That's right, the vintage VW Bug is the car for you. Just picture yourself with the top down, and your sweetheart at your side, taking a long, summer road trip.
The bug is so you—representing that harmonious balance between nostalgic chic and idealistic sensibilities. Sure, you've got the talent for flexing your power at work or networking with the big girls and boys, but your commitment to genuine values means that you love the quality that went into this classic. And when you're seen driving around in such a throwback, everyone knows that you're for real. The Bug embodies your true self—friendly, fun-seeking, timeless, and oh-so-cool.

What Moulin Rouge Character Are You?

The Unconcious Argentinian


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What Kind Of Music Are You?

Rock on, dude! You are Punk music!


What type of music are you?
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what color eyes Should you have?

Green Eyes


What Color Eyes Should You Have?
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What Color Is Your Heart?

Your Heart is Orange


What Color is Your Heart?
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AND


Your Heart is Grey


What Color is Your Heart?
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What Chinese Symbol Are You?

SPIRIT is your chinese symbol!


What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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what's your deepest secret?

YOU BEAT OLD LADIES FOR PILLS!!!


what's YOUR deepest secret?
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what feeling do you represent?

You represent... insanity.
You're quite a quirky little creature. You're
emotions are varying. You may appear childish
and innocent, but you have a tendency to freak
out. You're incredibly random, but it's good
to be unique. People know you're an odd one,
but you certainly don't mind.


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What Breed Of Dog Are You?

No bones about it, you're a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you're very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. "Communication" is your middle name, and when that's paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!

What was your past life?

Not much is certain in life — past or present — but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.

What is your true color?

Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.

What's your superpower?

Think fast! Your hidden superpower is SUPER SPEED! Some people might think you have a talent for impatience, but we like to call it efficiency. You approach all things with a need for speed. Whether it's running a race, eating lunch, or writing a report, you finish the task in no time flat. This quality is a huge asset in today's hotwired workplace, where there's never enough time to do anything. With a little bit of practice, you'll soon be zipping about the office, zooming between social engagements, and devouring books at an alarming rate. Your friends and coworkers won't be able to keep up. If you use your powers wisely, you'll be the model of well-balanced productivity. But don't forget: Ultra-speedy superheroes have to take good care of their bodies. Be sure to eat right, get plenty of sleep and stretch regularly. Are you ready? Invest in some quality shoes and hop to it. You'll be flying through your day in no time.

Are You Loony?

If you were any nuttier..you'd be in the peanut butter aisle. Put simply, you're a nutball. We mean that in a good way, though — nutballs can be tons of fun. Whether it's a physical stunt or an emotional leap, you'll do and try anything at least once. Dancing on the bar (even when you're sober)? Sounds like fun. Telling someone you're in love on the first date? No big whoop, if that's how you feel. Heck, you love doing things other people think are goofy or off-the-wall, and you probably don't give a hoot if they laugh at you — as long as they're laughing, who cares why? Getting a reaction is what it's all about. Your devil-may-care attitude suggests that you have a strong yen for fun and excitement. Just remember to use your common sense and listen to the little voice inside your head (no, not that one) every so often. If you're just known as "that person who does all the loony things," you're likely to end up disappointed when people won't take you seriously in other situations. And while it's fine to feel both positive and negative emotions strongly, you can't let your feelings rule every aspect of your behavior. It's one thing to want to be honest and direct, but trust us, balance and moderation are good things. As long as you temper your no-holds-barred approach to life with occasional periods of sanity — and do your best not to get arrested — it's just fine to be crazy like a fox.

THE purity test

Your Final Score:

78.2% pure.

Goofiness Personality Test.

Thank You! Your score is 7, the best we've had so far. However, it also means you are the personality equivalent of an inner city gang member.



A copy of this test has been emailed to the IRS, the FBI, the CIA and Microsoft. Based on the results you may be audited, incarcerated, recruited as a spy or awarded the entire wealth of Bill Gates, which is now $7,674,972,540,000 -- a bit lower than yesterday because he visited some call girls.

Now go out in the world and use your personality!

www.goofiness.com/personality/test

Are You Evil?

I am 44% evil.




I could go either way. I have sinned quite a bit but I still have a bit of room for error. My life is a tug of war between good and evil.


Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com

What Drug Are You?

See what drug you are.

Care Bear Test

See what Care Bear you are.

Nerd Purity Test

You answered "yes" to 20 of 100 questions, making you 80.0% nerd pure (20.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 80.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 20.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 24%, based on a comparison of your test results with 378675 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 73.7%.

Geek Purity Test

You answered "yes" to 19 of 129 questions, making you 85.3% geek pure (14.7% geek corrupt); that is, you are 85.3% pure in the geek domain (you have 14.7% geek in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 21%, based on a comparison of your test results with 141774 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 80.4%.

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

are you a freak?

I'm 89% freak!!

Color..Picture Test.

Independent
Unconventional
Unfettered

You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what is expected of you.

Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.

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"Are You A Lunchbox?"

congratulations you are a lunch box like me.
you must be a cow. boy do you eat a lot.


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what personality disorder are you?

schizotypal


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why i am going to hell..

You kill and eat little children, and probably
molest their corpses.

You're not trying
hard enough, though, because there's still
plenty of assholes in the world! You might go
to Heaven if you can thin the herd a bit. The
Lord hates fuckers hanging around and messing
up His Creation, after all. HOP TO
IT.

Sicko.


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what color do you see the world in?

Red/Green/Blue:
To you, the world is logical. Everything happens
for a reason, life is scientific. You like to
find solutions. I doubt you needed to take this
quiz in order to realize this.

Made by
Sara


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what's your killing style?

You'd blow them up


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what's your sexual fetish?

food


What's YOUR sexual fetish?
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Which Happy Bunny Are You?

you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse


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when will you die?

Young. Really young. I'd say anywhere from 15-35.
But you'll go out with a bang. You'll get in a
car accident or be shot. You'll never have to
see yourself get old. Sad though. Really sad.
By the way, its common knowledge that more
people with great goals and aspirations die
young. And if you want to die old, you'll die
young and vice versa.


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The Best Friend Test

Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas! You are
79%
rock-solid friend!

The Three Musketeers. The Three Amigos. The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse? you belong, dude, you belong! Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass. People know they can count on you in a crunch, in a jam, and in other food metaphors describing times of desperation. You give the gift of hope, but more importantly, you give the gift of kidney. Your rewards in life will be great, or at least better than other people's. To quote a fortune cookie: "You are soon have a fortunate experiences."


FUN FACT...

people more trustworthy than you (22%)
people just as trustworthy as you (4%)
people less trustworthy than you (73%)

the bitch test.

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the un.intelligence test

  "You are a smooth chick."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
74% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

the spark.com's death test.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 6, 2050
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

the spark.com's personality test.

GURU
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

red dice Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.

"Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?"

You're Raphael..... you little loner you! You
should be so proud.... You wear red! And
you're the coolest Ninja Turtle!


Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle charachter are you?
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"What Kind Of Cheese Are You"

Swiss Cheese
You are swiss cheese. You are very unique. You have
many many holes. (If that ain't kinky...) All
of the other cheeses want to be like you,
aren't you proud?


What Kind Of Cheese Are You
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"are you an austrian?"

Yes, you are positively Austrain! Khalil and her
crew of Mexican terrorits from Italy shall
stalk you now!


Are you an Austrian?
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"What swear word are you?"

your fuck.


What swear word are you?
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"What handgun are you?"

Sig Sauer P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special.
Beautiful and reliable but can still scare the
living bejesus outta anyone.


What handgun are you?
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"Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?"

Hooligan Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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"What Finding Nemo Character are You?"

What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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"If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?"

You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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what's your comfort cocktail?

Southern Sparkler
The bottom line is — you're a complete prize. Just like the South, you've got that fun, sweet, charming personality that immediately draws people to you. It appears that you embrace each moment fully and love to have a good time. You've got a gift for lightening up the mood with your silly sense of humor and with the unique levity with which you approach life.
Let's not forget to mention your skills in the romance department — you've got the flirty moves that can attract anyone you've got your eye on. It's as if you cast your spell and there's just nothing left for the victim to do but fall for you completely. It's a great talent to have! And once people know you, they fall even further for your sweet, kind-hearted, caring ways that make you someone everyone wants to have around. So maybe it's time to order a cocktail that can complement your charm.